Comic relief for stressful time of year

This is an email recieved after giving someone who did nothing on a group project a low mark.
HAH- this was last year but I still get a kick out of it.


>Hey Group
>
>I'd just like to thank all of you for giving me a failing mark on our
>project. I guess next time I have a group project I should just quit my
>job so I can get together with my group. That should be my priority right.
> Paying bills isn't important at all. Just to let you know I gave
>everybody 100% because I thought we all contributed to the project.
>
>Anyways, I hope all you faggots choke on a big fat cock.
>I'll see all of you in hell. Merry mother fuckin xmas bitches!


>P.S. I hope you all enjoy your extra 2%